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Update 3: ... spammail...


Hey you ! ^^ ... yeah.. just you this time..

The saga continues... #3

... there are piranhas in the lake... yeah well... sorry to break the news ! ^^ ... these piranha's look at the floats and try to find text that has an @ in it... that's right; an email-address (your private dock location atthe float-factory the yachtclub {e-mail provider}) ... these piranha's work for pirates... the piranha's copy the email-addresses and take it to their captain in the pirateship and have it noted in the captain's logbook... !

... the pirates are in a boat (mailserver) without a name; so you have a hard time to spot them! ^^ ... what these pirates do is send all kinds of advertisements (small floats) that you could click (pull out of the water) ... amd for every such and such $click$ or online sales the pirate captain get's a golden dubloen (gne-gne-gne)^ ... so try stopping them !.. ^^

Most spam mail is deleted by the users.... but there are always some lost souls that will click a spam mail... mostly by accident bytheway... the pirates therefor have to send a lot (milions) of e-mails (floats) ... and so they do ! ^^ ... there is even a pirate-market for emailadresses ! ^^ you can buy them by the Megabytes...

It is actually the same as with bombing innocent people; it has been calculated that you have to throw down 1000 tons of explosives to actually kill 1 innocent civilian... and of course we all have 5000 tons (5x more than required) pointed at our foreheads... uhhhh why !??... well... uuuuh... must be good for business I guess (stockexchange) ... or just to make sure !?? ^^ I can't think other reasons... enuf is enuf I'd say... anyhow !

Through the internet It is possible to throw socalled e-mail bombs... it is basically a pirateship that comes alongside your little reserved dock and your boat at the yachtclub... and than have the entire piratecrew helping the captain to (non-stop and high-speed) throw old shoes in your little boat (email-account) ... of course you try to block as much as you can... however you still end up with your little boat (emailbox) filled up completely with old shoes... that means that all the desired messages that normally follow will be returned to the sender with a message that the email could not be delivered (full).... you than must clean up your boat and will never know how many emails you have missed... email-bombs are very bad for your karma ^^ ; so.. don't use them... it is a crime and it will raise my eyebrow to the highest point if I'd ever find out... wraf ! ^^

Some of these pirates get detected by your yachtclub-owner; (where you have your private private dock (emailaccount) ... the pirateship (spam-server) is than blocked and cannot land at the factory-dock (server) ... you also help the yachtclub-owner by informing him that "this is spam" ... their ship (mailserver IPaddress) than becomes blacklisted and blocked out... but experienced pirates are used to that.. and therefor change ship regularly or even hijack another ship (like your own little boat) with a virus and send spammail from (through) there and thus make it look as if the spam-mail was send by you ! ... yeah-you ! ^^

Sending spam-mail takes place automaticly; while the pirates are snorring in their hammocks.... more than 70% (roughly) of all email is considered spam-mail or junk mail... it's like having old shoes thrown into your fishnet... and; euj!! .. you throw these out... or you block them with a socalled spam-filter...

All this blocking and filtering of spam has an effect on important messages: they get blocked, deleted, don't arrive or.. are socalled (not) send: but "your" spam-filter deleted it (..) ... it is especially a problem when a new contactperson wants to get your serious attention... and (tell me about it) it is also rather frustrating if ur a hopeless valentine-romantic who is patiently waiting for a reply to a dedicated love-poem
of 39+ (thirtyyyyniiine) pages !.. ^^ ... I waited invane for weeks... boo-hoo-hoo ^^

Ah well... we can do better and without e-mail... hang-on ! ... Bill isn't in yet ! ... what is taking so long !!? ... soowaahh... I'd better change "we can" into: "maybe we can" ... yeah let's do that ! ... sowah... maybe we can do better and without e-mail ! ^^ ( let's see if he buys it ! ^^)

You now know more... than u knewb4 !

Amsterdam, The Netherlands 2008
created by: Eddy
written on: 18 februari 2008
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instant car conversion for wood looting taxidrivers ! ^^ ... forget about it...
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Carnivorus Vulgaris hahaha ^^
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that's not a cookie ! ^^
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Madness ! : ... autopilot entertainment ... Ξ ...

troops... looking for imported mass-destruction-stuff ! ^^ ... and a gun that smokes ^^
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Owww come on ! : ... autopilot entertainment ... Ξ ...

memory-lane ^^
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is that bubbeling or wobbeling !? ^^
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this song keeps following me around ! ^^ ... are we connected !?? ^^ ... huuuuu
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Update 2: ... searchengines and systemmaps


Hey you, you and... hey... who's that !?? ^^

The saga continues... #2
      * pling ! ... small extra addition later added... yeah well...

Meanwhile... still at the lake! ... birds whisteling... "OKAY!" ... oops ... okhhhaaay ^^ (loudmouth-me ^^) ... one of the biggest float factory today is Ebay... they have around 500 (can count urself) bassins {categories} {cars, this cars, that cars, home electronics; television, refrigerators, music, hobby, tools, clothing, thisnthat, thisnthat; all are considered bassins (depositories) {categories} where you can find floats {products} {services} related to that particular bassin {category} ... else... what's tha point of {bassins} categories !? ^^ ...
A float-bassin {category) system it of course more effective and convenient; all in one fixed place, instead of scattered over the lake...

... the bookkeeping... of your business or organization... of the years 2004/2005/ and 2006... have you thrown this (eyes wide shut) into a room and than have a lepricon find what you need to make some future estimations ?? or... did you put everything in dedicated maps (bassins) and sorted on date andso-on ?? ... well... we all know the answer (I hope) ... and it is correct !!! we have won ! muuuhahahaaa ... ow... oops... hah-hah ^^ ... anyway... structure is important if you want to be more effective and efficient... that's why factories {online marketplaces} work well for targetted fishing... and for that... you pay....

If you look at your own pc than you probably have build-up your own mapstructure and can therefor grab any picture from any personal event; all within a few quick clicks (browse) because you created your own mapsystem according to your own logic... the fact that your logic is your own... and that your requirements are limited... makes your mapsystem hardly suitable for another person... "systemmaps" however do... they are universal and secure (cannot be changed by anyone) ... I will explain -systemmaps-... I'm getting towards something ^^

If I was to ask you... to find a picture... of... say... your dog... would you than go to "Find" >"Search all maps and folders" > filetype: image... query (type in): "dog" and wait for the searchresults !??? or in other words... would you go to the lepricon of your computer (his fishlines don't snap) and ask him to fish out what you asked him ??? ... well... you probably won't.

You likely would go to your explorer and find the Map by browsing through the maps (filemaps) on your pc .... and if you are inexperienced with computers; than good ole Bill has made standard bassins (maps) for you in advance... these are fe. MyDocuments... MyPictures... MyVideos... MyButt ^^ .... these I call... "systemmaps" (Windows-maps or Standard-maps also apply) ... it means that you can not change the name of a systemmap into another name; you yourself... try it ! ... and make.. my.. day ^^ ... The map-text (the name) belongs to your internal computersystem and cannot be changed by the end-user... neh-neh-neh-neh-ne-ne...

What realy is cool about systemmaps... although many don't experience it (what's the point) ... is the fact that if you change the language settings of your personal computer into a different language than... alehop ! ... also the systemmap are translated along ! ... so... "MyDocuments" could become "MijnDocumenten" {dutch} or "MeineDocumenten" {german} ... it is basically pre-translated text that is being switched (software stays the same) ...
This is usefull because you could put specific files in these folders... than sell your pc to a China-man and in China he could get your telephonecall, than find back your data in his own language (can read in it chinese) and return your requested files... par example ^^ ... oui oui ^^ ... un petite peux ^^ ... don't go crazy now (crazy french ^^) ... ! ^^ ... I will come back to this feature lateron... it is a key-aspect of something... uhh.. grand-new ! ^^

I forgot to mention what localization is... nobody is perfect (I do get close sometimes) ^^ ... ... localization is the term that the information and marketing industry uses when it comes to this kinda (MyDocuments = MijnDocumenten) text translation.... localization and translation are however different (related) meaningfull words... localization is basically the fine-tuning of already translated text (fe. MyDocuments is not a correct word; yet used...) ... fine-tuning makes 'cold-translated' text more appealing to the local viewers; who might be in a different language area (country) ... for example... I can translate the dutch word "sukkel" into... dork... or nitwit ^^ ... both aren't nice, not very diplomatic, bad for karma and waste of time and breath..; nonetheless a publisher could use both translations.... so... which one will it be !? ... well... ?? ... made up your mind !?? ... dork or nitwit... okay... dork than ! ^^ ... why !? ... well... because I thi-hiiiink that it is more catchy than nitwit and so; more english speaking people will (probably) like it and therefor $click$ !! ^^ gne-gne-gne ^^ ... so-u- see !?! I've localized (kinda 'personalized') translated text, based on personal decision; perfect! (told ya..) ... Figured out; this means that skilled native speaking translators can perform the best and most proper localization and therefor appeal to local residents on behalf of foreign publishers (customers) that could be anywhere... ^^ ... aren't u gettin 2smart already !?! .. hmmm... <<

The lake {internet} simply starts where you want it to start... Internet does not have a beginning nor an end (yet) ... just like the fishing lake.... you can walk around it... the lake is also "unstructured" on the inside... I mean... look at the inside of a lake... it leads its own life... you can also throw in; anything you want... The lake {internet} is therefor poluted and even dangerous for kids to use; with all the sweetwater crocodiles, sharks and snakes...

Also a threat are some rather dodgy lepricons that make note of every personal detail in the interest of... no.. not mankind.... Some people even let them scan their email through membership and use them as searchengine on their own personal computer... hilarious ! ^^ ... they know where you go to... what you like... what you look for... it might know more about you that you know yourself (after a while) ... all this is done to fill the empty advertisespace as effective (taylormade) as possible on the floats because that is what you most likely want to $click$ .... this can work for you... but also against you... or all of us... a decent spy won't use it I guess ... there is no saying... this is a dodgy situation and it is global... the lepricon learns and makes notes every time you search and therefor keeps on getting knowledgeable and richer (no costs) ... u figure it out... in a non-profit scenario this would work great; save costs and improve decision-making; but that's not the scenario... no matter how fancy; it evolves around money... the root of... something... I forgot.. ^^

Maybe I 've seen too many conspiracy movies... u tell me ! ^^ .. I welcome all good people and organizations... but it should come as no surprise that.. in the interest of mankind and due to my self-imposed life-long karma-experiment... I carefully decline facilitating, using or cooperating with unethical and perhaps-unethical entities... no matter how kind they might seem...

In the next knowledge-update... earliest convenience and spontanious vibes... I will explain some more... busy busy busy ! ^^

Did I geddah oe-oeh !?! ^^ ... did I geddah oe-oeh !!? ^^

Amsterdam, The Netherlands 2008
created by: Eddy
written on: 9 februari 2008
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