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always be prepared ! ... you can't eat a new television..

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Monstro

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Stargate hyperspace time portal : ... better be carefull with that ... Ξ ...

this thingy appears to be for real... and they are fiddling with it... rather badly.. ^^

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Eric Johnson : ... autopilot entertainment ... Ξ ...

sweet ! ^^

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sincere (was) here : ... autopilot entertainment ... Ξ ...

hang on... huh.. issit Sunday already again !? ... noooooo !?! ... ow noooo.. ^^

got Norway, Sweden, Italy (pfff... big), Turkey, Iran, Israel, India (districts),
Brazil (Centre west and North East) and the Caribbean entirely... done some hopping..

learningcurve for extrapolation methods is satisfactory... making greater way ! ^^
active with css styles and sourcecode optimalization (AJAX and speed)

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BEWARE
mr. Hoagland is very keen, informed and looks swell
he, however, promotes the dodgy lepricon TWICE

.. this leads me to believe that mr. Hoagland
is NOT reliable... and could be telling half the truth
It is easy to receive credit for spreading news
.. that was bound to come available (beat them to it)
DO NOT
trust the dodgy lepricon.. at.. all !
doesn't hurt what Hoagland has to say...

Dark Mission (check the video's Part 1 - Part 2 - Part 3)

just beware ! .. I seriously question his reliability !
he may very well be a double-spy;
advertizing the dodgy lepricon
is 'cursing' in (my) 'church' .. and he did !

I'll explain more later about the lepricon ! ^^
try this



interesting link The big picture
interesting link DUMB tunnel locations
Reversed hceeps ...

... make what you want out of it !? ^^

interesting weekend ^^

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AJAX lesson : ... technical diablog ... Ξ ...

Monstro

.... here's more saga:

Let's say that you are in a restaurant... or an airplane
... and you ordered coffee... right !??

so... you order... a cappucino... with extra foam...
the waiter leaves... does his best for you...
and returns.. with a waiters-tray... as usual..
and he puts this entire tray in front of you on the table...

So... you look... and what do you see !? ...
... you find your cup of cappucino... a cooky
... one paper bag of sugar... (always one short)
milk... a rose in a very cute small handmade vaze of clay
(I am hopeless.. I know... thank u)
... and... a.. ummm... spoon ! ^^
... to stir things up ! ^^
(how I like it ! ^^)

So the waiter leaves and wishes you a pleasant cappucino..
then... o-no ! ... not agaaaaain !!! whaaaaaaa !!!
... he only brought one sugar...
well sawriiii!! ... you wanted sweets ! ^^
... don't wonna get fat and all... ! ^^ (example duhuuuh)

So you call the waiter... and informs him...
calm, polite and ready to explode...
that you want sweets
... instead of just one... stupid... flimsy... bag-of.. sugar !
.. hah ! ^^

well.. the waiter gets payed by the hour... and likes a good tip... so...
he grabs the plate in front of you... with everything on it... the whole thing...
almost hurts his back because it is rather heavy...
and takes off with it !
... as fast as he possibly can...

... running... with the heavy tray
... through the small kitchen isle...
sometimes bumping against his collegues
... to never return again (impact memory-loss)
and... sadly enough... leaving your your table
... empty (page-refresh)
... so sad ... so you wait..

... eventually he returns... with his (changed) serving-plate

On this plate... again... is... a cooky... sweets (fake sugar)
... milk... a rose is avery cute small handmade vaze of clay (ah well...)
... and the spoon ! ^^ ... to stir things up ! ^^ ...

he did not just change the sugar... he changed the entire tray !!! ...
... and this time.. with your requirements on it...

Now... lets imagine that a website... is like that tray...
and what is on it..
... is what you see on a website...
(pictures, text, tables, flash, music-files, ..)
.. and if you wonna see something else
.. than you basically would be asking..>>
.. for sweets instead of sugar.. !
... or an ashtray instead of a vaze !??
... or... powdered milk instead of liquid ??
... or a banana instead of a roze !!! ^^
or a ... or a.....
.... ow okay.. I'll stop.. ^^

... for each change... my dearly beloved...
... the waiter has to take the whole tray (webpage)
... and replace it with a new (replaced) tray (webpage)
... while you are finger table tapping (waiting)...
... this is (in comparison) a socalled: page-refresh >>

when you click to go somewhere else:
... your screen turns black !...
... ohhh nooo ! .... (owwww yeah)...
you lose all images and text !!!
ohhhh noooo ! .... (owwww yeah)...
... and than- and than !
... after a couple of seconds..
... oeoeoeoe ! ... ahhh...
... like a new sunrise...
time has finally come... ahhhhh...
.. you get your new webpage (tray) ...

... okay... you still there !??? ... hellooohooo !!? ^^
ah yeah.. sorry for all the waiting ! ^^

4 seconds

... there is the golden 4 seconds rule aswell...
somehow... you.. and especially I...
won't wait.. for any longer... than 4 seconds !
that's where most people seem to draw the line...
so webdesigners must beat that time
therefor not make the plate too heavy
it is referred to as "fat client" versus "thin client"

okay !

Here comes AJAX !

Wouldn't it be must faster (and smarter) ... if the 'serving' waiter..
... would not remove and take off with the whole (heavy) tray !?...
... but instead ( now it gets tricky ! ^^)
... only replaces.. JUST.. what is needed !!! ...
in this case and in other words...
take >only< the one paper sugar bag...
... than run (without a heavy tray) ..
(faster since less to carry)
back to the kitchen, quickly grab (only) the sweets
... run back... aye voila !! ... .. hahaha !

This (if you think twice) means that your table (screen) does not become empty...
you can still see your coffee and the other stuff
...plus the waiter is so damn fast !
... fast... as in a blink of an eye !
... not *bliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiink* ... but... *blink* ! ..
(hop! or ploep! .. also applies!)
... so fast... that it almost seems as if the website is stored on your computer itself...

The "get-only-the-sugar-and-run" or "leave-the-tray" concept... is AJAX...
therefor... with AJAX : no pagerefresh... and... ! very ! very !! fast !!!!!!!! (plop!)

with Ajax or JavaScript programming..
all objects and items must be positioned... tricky again...
... because... instead of putting images and text etc. in simple Tables
with Ajax you must put it all in exact positions ( X-Y coordinates)
... or absolute positions ("on the Left or Right" of this-n-that)...
V
.. this case example ...
sugar and sweats must always go left from the ashtray (relative position)
and the ashtray itself must always go far right from the spoon (absolute)
andduh... the cappucino and cup..
must always !!! exactly !!! be:
20 pixels (screen-dots) from the top
and 34 pixels from the left... on the tray (window)
The tray (webpage) is with Ajax... divided into "blocks"
they are therefor called "Div's" or a "Div" (divisions)

also While the Ajax-waiter is getting the items
... an indicator (animation) appears (changeable)
the most common is this one...
(would normally disappear after data it loaded)

loading example


Javascript...

Ajax is basically javascript
... java-wot !?? ... java SCRIPT
... sorry... didn't mean to yel... ^^

if you hear "Javascript"
than think of the waiter that runs back and forth
... without a tray.. in the back of your computerscreen
(while your webpage is "standing still" )

to run while the page stands still
is done by using an "Active-X" component...
whuuuuhuuu ! ^^
it works like a small very-fast merry-go-round in your browser
that the waiter hops on and off to...

If you look in your browser settings
... than you'll find Active-x mambo-jambo ^^
you can turn this off...

Cascading Style sheet

The waiter always runs off to his special section
where he keeps all the spoons, cookies, etc in one place
waiters-desk !? ... I dunno the name for it...
storage cabinet uuuuhh.. place !??
(You find it next to the cashregister)
it saves time to keep it all in one place...
The Cascading stylesheet is a bit like this

a Cascading StyleSheet (*.css) is a textfile...
that is permanently attached to a webpage...
in this textfile is described what colour and fonts or images
should be used in a particular situation...
also the "Div" (block-positions) are found in here
for examples
#1 blue sugarbag
#2 green sugarbag
#3 extra large sugarbag...

the waiter comes around and basically reads the CSS
he copies what he needs from the textfile
according to the assigned "Class" ...
webdesigners that don't use css... are questionable ^^

... I'll stop here with this... and continue later...
I am tired... I therefor lost my wit... demmit ! ^^
but most of all...
I don't wonna blow up any peanutbrains ^^

...

One last and final counter-active example...

Sometimes you come across a digital clock on a website...
you see the seconds pass by...
... each second (displayed) ... is a different image ! ... (sugarbag)
like an animation... the image changes
... making it look like the clock is ticking...
but your webpage does not refresh (entirely)
.. after each second !...
that's javascript !...
that's the waiter.. running again and again... ^^
(in the background)
... running and "blinking" new images on only that particular spot...
javascript = Ajax = a named variation to javascript...

Your smarter agahaaaain !!! ... I can see it ! ^^
'shine you crazy diamond' ! ^^

I have to be carefull though... we all know.. what happenes..
... when you teach a monkey how to climb:
he'll throw you out of the tree !!! ^^
... than again... I am a Big Silverback ! ^^
plus... we have a whole rainforest ! ^^
... find me first ! ^^
... than find a matrass
... to land on !

Catch you later !

Oe-Oe !!!? .. ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah !??! ^^

have fun!
... don't let them scare ya ! ^^

Monstro

 


 

 

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